Osama of The Ol' World.

Baddest man in all the land.,
originally uploaded by Stek7.

Entering Pre-Slaughtered Sheep Mode: Columbus Day… better than Christmas. Chris Columbus discovered America; he did not rape and pillage the Native Americans. He was the first to discover not only America, but also he was the first to discover everything, and ye shall not use his name in vain. All hail Columbus of the 1st Reich (insert German expletives here).